Comments on: Jihad In America http://conservativepapers.com/news/2009/11/26/jihad-in-america/ Solutions and Ideas for Preserving Freedom in the USA Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:24:01 -0800 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: jzhwbicdgql http://conservativepapers.com/news/2009/11/26/jihad-in-america/comment-page-1/#comment-488 jzhwbicdgql Wed, 30 Dec 2009 16:04:47 +0000 http://conservativepapers.com/?p=1211#comment-488 Scary to see what is coming out of islam Scary to see what is coming out of islam

]]> By: Muhamamd http://conservativepapers.com/news/2009/11/26/jihad-in-america/comment-page-1/#comment-266 Muhamamd Sun, 29 Nov 2009 17:01:07 +0000 http://conservativepapers.com/?p=1211#comment-266 Q. What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common? A. Nothing, yet. Q. Why are there only 2 pallbearers at a Muslim funeral? A. There's only 2 handles on a garbage can. Q. What's the difference between ET and Muslims? A. ET got the point and went home. Q: How can you tell if a Muslim girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down until her chin is over the top. Q. What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?
A. Nothing, yet.

Q. Why are there only 2 pallbearers at a Muslim funeral?
A. There’s only 2 handles on a garbage can.

Q. What’s the difference between ET and Muslims?
A. ET got the point and went home.

Q: How can you tell if a Muslim girl is old enough to marry?
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she’s old enough. If it isn’t, cut the barrel down until her chin is over the top.

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