By John W. Lillpop
The “humanitarian crisis” staged by Barack Obama and the Democrat Party at the border has resulted in some rather curious headline stories— just in time for those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer.
For starters, the Department of Homeland Security has issued an urgent solicitation “seeking thousands of pairs of White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs – ranging from medium sizes to hundreds of 6X-large pairs – to meet the basic clothing needs of thousands of immigrants detained by Immigration & Customs Enforcement” as a result of the latest invasions from Central America.
As if the Great Knickers shortfall is not bad enough, young illegals will be forced to contend with America’s leading congressional imbecile & dim wit, the one and only(thank God!) Nancy Pelosi, Democrat of San Francisco notoriety and the least popular of all Congressional critters with the American people.
As reported at reference 1:
“House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi will travel to the southern border of the U.S. on Saturday to be briefed by Customs and Border Protection on the flood of unaccompanied minors entering the country.
The California Democrat will also meet with a group of children held at the South Texas Detention Facility.”
Although the purpose of Pelosi’s border haunt is not clear, it seems a safe bet that the addle-brained Pelosi will try to “brief” the young illegals on the many entitlements owed them by American taxpayers, including free legal services to demand immediate amnesty and full citizenship!
While Nanny Pelosi “works the children” to undermine US sovereignty, the rule of law, and American culture at the border, intelligent Americans are appealing directly to American citizens for help in dealing with the Great Knickers mess.
As reported at Reference 2:
“Americans for Legal Immigration PAC (ALIPAC), is calling on Americans to mail their “gently used underwear” to President Barack Obama and House Speaker John Boehner in response to a government request for new briefs for the recent surge of illegal immigrants being held by border patrol.
“Obama and Boehner have proven once and for all that their talk of passing immigration reform amnesty, instead of enforcing America’s existing border and immigration laws, only brings more unwanted and destructive illegal immigration!” said William Gheen, president of ALIPAC, on the group’s web site.
“Instead of using our tax money to buy illegals 42,000 pairs of new underwear, we would like to send the illegals and DC politicians a message by mailing them our used underwear, and some of our pairs are in really bad shape due to the bad economy and all of the jobs illegal immigrants are taking from Americans.”
Pity the poor illegals!
On the one hand they will receive used, “in really bad shape” knickers, and on the other they will receive advice and counsel from the tragically- flawed Nancy Pelosi!
All the more reason for Central American parents to show their “love” by preventing their children from invading the US!