As Congress presses further into its annual December budget battle, Sen. Jeff Flake, R-Ariz., launched the latest campaign in what he calls his ongoing war on waste.
With the timely title “The Farce Awakens,” Flake’s 2015 Wastebook highlights 100 government programs of questionable merit—such as the millions in taxpayer dollars spent on sheep in microgravity, monkeys on treadmills and hipsters at parties.
“The message here is for those who claim we’re in a period of budget austerity and that there’s no fat left to cut,” Flake told The Daily Signal. “Just look in the book.”
Flake’s Wastebook takes its name from the upcoming and eagerly anticipated seventh “Star Wars” film, “The Force Awakens.” The 205-page publication chronicles examples ranging from the humorous to the preposterous.
The National Institutes of Health’s “Help A Hipster” program uses $5 million to throw dance parties to encourage youths to quit smoking and “take a stand against tobacco corporations.”
One participant, the Wastebook notes, “did it for the money” but says he “knew I wasn’t going to quit.”
The U.S. Agency for International Development spent $2 million promoting tourism in Lebanon,a nation the State Department has warned Americans to avoid because of the risk of terrorism.
Flake’s Wastebook cautions Americans “to heed the warnings of the State Department rather than the urgings of the USAID and avoid vacationing in Lebanon at this time.”
In the book, available online, Flake writes that “despite the ballyhooing over budget austerity, the government didn’t come up short on outlandish ways to waste money in 2015.”
Since their passage in the Budget Control Act of 2011, sequestration mandates have been a favorite target for Democrat frustration. President Obama and congressional Democrats have railed against the across-the-board cuts as draconian.
Those cuts don’t go far nearly enough, Flake told The Daily Signal. He said his office is “just scratching the surface of things we shouldn’t be spending money on.”
The Arizona Republicans blames much of the waste on the way Congress does business during the appropriations process. During those debates, Flake said, there’s little room for fiscal conservatives to maneuver and cut frivolous spending. He said:
When there’s one big omnibus [spending bill], it is ‘pass it or the government shuts down.’ Those of us who are looking for spending discipline, we lose all our leverage.
Many of the programs are there to “just grease the skids” and enable future spending, Flake said. Once approved, he said, university programs tend to continue uninterrupted and without accountability for their budget.
“Now with a lot of these programs, we’ve authorized the spending,” he said, “but we don’t conduct serious oversight.”
The pun-heavy publication is the most recent edition in Flake’s anthology of profligate spending. In December of 2014, he released “Science of Splurging” and earlier this year “Jurassic Pork.”
“We just try to find something topical and hitch the name to it to get it noticed,” Flake said. “There’s an endless sources of bad puns that can be made.
“The good ones are mine. The bad ones are [from] staff.”
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