Obama Declares Jihad! on Sun!


By John W. Lillpop

Hooray and yippee!

Breaking news from Paris: Barack Obama and his science- fraud JV team has sent a “powerful rebuke” to Islamic terrorists all across the globe!

The rebuke?

Barack Hussein Obama and 200 or so world leaders who should know better have reached a historic agreement on a plan to contain that fiery ball of hell otherwise known as the sun; thus, protecting the world from the mental insanity known as climate hysteria.

Obama reached his legacy milestone by issuing a fatwa (Executive Order in America speak!) which forbids the sun from further dissemination of the dangerous climate change which has turned a simple country boy like Al Gore into a multi-billionaire.

Now THAT is an inconvenient truth!

As reported:

“A historic, legally binding climate deal that aims to hold global temperatures to a maximum rise of 1.5C above pre-industrial levels, staving off the worst effects of catastrophic global warming, has been secured.

The culmination of more than 20 years of fraught UN climate talks has seen all countries agree to reduce emissions, promise to raise $100bn a year by 2020 to help poor countries adapt their economies, and accept a new goal of zero net emissions by later this century.”

Barack Obama was quick to note that the landmark deal is proof positive that ISIL has, in fact, been contained and that it will take more than 130 slaughtered innocents in Paris to stop the Obama legacy run!

With just 14 months left in which to destroy America and the world economy, Obama is off and running to his next urgent mission: Prying 300 million guns from the cold hands of stubborn Americans who insist on honoring the 2nd Amendment, the rule of law, and other modern day idiocies which are the result of allowing Nazi-Republicans to hold majorities in both chambers of the US Congress!

Barack Obama: The Jihadist messiah who conquered the sun through stupidity and lack of transparency!

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  1. Obama has found the dead-end issue which is his comical battle with the sun. Whereas the “Man from La Mancha” charged windmills in his dreams of being a great battler, Obama, who possesses the same type dreams of greatness has taken on the sun. Now, he can compare himself to the La Mancha man and assure himself that he has gone against not a measly windmill, but the sun! That should make him the best of fictitious battlers.

    This battle will assure him of getting busy with a total distraction through his imagined “windmill,” the sun. He can thereby consume every day of the remainder of his term in office and accomplish exactly what he intends to do….nothing that would benefit the United States of America.

    He can always claim later on that he gave “his all” against the solar system. He sure hasn’t done anything for America except to prove how lousy a presidential regime can be, plus prove to us that too many ignoramuses walk the streets of the USA. Ignoramuses whose souls can be bought for free cell phones from the WH.

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