By John W. Lillpop
Hooray and yippee!
Breaking news from Paris: Barack Obama and his science- fraud JV team has sent a “powerful rebuke” to Islamic terrorists all across the globe!
Barack Hussein Obama and 200 or so world leaders who should know better have reached a historic agreement on a plan to contain that fiery ball of hell otherwise known as the sun; thus, protecting the world from the mental insanity known as climate hysteria.
Obama reached his legacy milestone by issuing a fatwa (Executive Order in America speak!) which forbids the sun from further dissemination of the dangerous climate change which has turned a simple country boy like Al Gore into a multi-billionaire.
Now THAT is an inconvenient truth!
“A historic, legally binding climate deal that aims to hold global temperatures to a maximum rise of 1.5C above pre-industrial levels, staving off the worst effects of catastrophic global warming, has been secured.
The culmination of more than 20 years of fraught UN climate talks has seen all countries agree to reduce emissions, promise to raise $100bn a year by 2020 to help poor countries adapt their economies, and accept a new goal of zero net emissions by later this century.”
Barack Obama was quick to note that the landmark deal is proof positive that ISIL has, in fact, been contained and that it will take more than 130 slaughtered innocents in Paris to stop the Obama legacy run!
With just 14 months left in which to destroy America and the world economy, Obama is off and running to his next urgent mission: Prying 300 million guns from the cold hands of stubborn Americans who insist on honoring the 2nd Amendment, the rule of law, and other modern day idiocies which are the result of allowing Nazi-Republicans to hold majorities in both chambers of the US Congress!
Barack Obama: The Jihadist messiah who conquered the sun through stupidity and lack of transparency!