By: Logan Albright | January 02, 2017
Critics will respond that the analogy fails because having a moustache is a choice, whereas the aforementioned categories are not, to which I can only say that these unenlightened commentators have obviously never had moustaches themselves. A man’s facial hair is part of his identity, not a mere fashion preference.
Unfortunately, Trump is not alone in his prejudice. A recent study found that politicians with moustaches are consistently rated as less intelligent and less trustworthy by the public, although it must be pointed out that the study polled Canadian students, a demographic with notoriously wrong opinions. Still, it’s obvious Americans feel the same way, as we haven’t elected a president with facial hair since William Howard Taft in 1908.
First of all, far from being unintelligent or untrustworthy, research shows that men with moustaches are actually more financially successful than their clean-shaven counterparts. The study found that men with moustaches earned 8.2 percent more than men with beards and 4.3 percent more than the unwhiskered.
Moustachioed gentlemen are also a generous lot, as evidence by the Movember Foundation, a charity that encourages the growing of moustaches during the month of November to raise awareness of and fund men’s health causes, include the fight against prostate and testicular cancer. To date, they have funded 1,200 men’s health initiatives. In other words, if you’re anti-moustache, you’re pro-cancer, you monsters.
Fortunately, not everyone buys into the demonization of facial hair. A political action committee called Bearded Entrepreneurs for the Advancement of a Responsible Democracy (BeardPAC) has been established to support the political candidates with facial hair.
Moustached Americans are just like you. If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you shave us, do we not weep? Yet for too long, members of the community have remained acceptable targets for discrimination. Trump’s attitude is merely reflective of a larger society-wide problem. But just as we have made significant social progress in the acceptance of other minority groups (like the Irish), so too can we, I hope, come to embrace our hirsute friends and neighbors in time.
Logan Albright is a researcher for Conservative Review and Director of Research for Free the People. You can follow him on Twitter @loganalbright73.